Everybody's been listening to Bree Sharp?
David Duchovny hovering above me, American Heathcliff, brooding and comely.

Here's hoping heaven is silky and luxurious.

Also, calling yourself "cult" is like calling yourself "charismatic." It may be true, and other people can say it, but you can't say it yourself without sounding super narcissistic.

I knew who I had to talk to next. Down in the fabric district, there's a tailor who knows more than he'll ever cop to. He's a hard man to meet, though, and I'd have to keep my wits about me.

I would watch that.

I can't believe they can say that on television.

He who hath denied it is like to be the man who hath supplied it.

But where's the racist depiction of a Native American?!!

I want to make a flowchart depicting how Johnny Depp selects roles nowadays.

I think you mean "doinkable."

It turns out to be a trout.

Eh, I have some doubt.

I'll dye awesome people whenever I want to!

Little offends me as much as unsexy schoolgirl uniforms.

There's just…a really, really big magnet somewhere. Sucked for the kids with braces,

Why edge into a grey area on the newbies forum?

Oh, the shade, the shade of it all.

I think we can draw some comparisons between Halfhand and Littlefinger. Manipulative dudes who know freakin' everything.

How droll! How droll!

So are redheads.