It was a terrible life.

Dude got laid…

"It's as satisfying to me as, uh, coming is, you know? As, ah, having sex
with a woman and coming. And so can you believe how much I am in
heaven? I am like, uh, getting the feeling of coming in a gym, I'm
getting the feeling of coming at home, I'm getting the feeling of coming
backstage when I pump up, when I pose in…

"So, I can't get them wet, and they're made of pure evil? Can I burn them?"

He'll just listen to your problems for a year and then prescribe a makeover.

well, yes:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Thing is, I don't think she was supposed to be a christmas tree. I think she was just supposed to be a tree.

"Who's that tripping over my bridge? Now I'm coming to gobble you up!"

Like…Brittnie Spears! Hit me with your genie's bottle~!

I always sort of assumed that although Bumi was "king," it was more based on merit.
1) What are the odds of the greatest earthbender in Omashu being BORN royalty, VS being MADE royalty based on being the greatest earthbender in Omashu?
2) He definitely looks like a street urchin as a kid in Aang's flashbacks,

I want a show just about Sokka and his family of insane geniuses.

I think the best trip was Ein's.
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

"Do not trust a man whose belly does not shake when he laughs!"-Stupid Chinese Proverb

I'm using that hand.

I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it.

Super-aryan?

All they found was a fox's paw…

Are you my mummy?

And like Hugh Grant, he's managed to bounce back from a sex scandal. Who could forget that arrest, backstage at the CMA's?

Muppet Treasure Island makes my list of Top 10 pirate movies, right up there with Captain Blood.