I forget what the story was.

Like when he's "a real fruit bat" and "ready to rap?"

When 900 years old you reach look as good, you will not, hrmmm?

"What do you get if you multiply six by nine?"

I like pizza, I like bagels, I like hot dogs with mustard and beer! I'll eat eggplant, I could even eat a baby deer!

And where is Nick Fury?!

And Captain America is obviously very confused by sex.

Malcolm Gladwell in the Middle would be a fucking fantastic show.

[Insert past-expiration-date Monica Lewinsky joke.]

And the coffee they we were making—-nobody actually threw it scalding-hot on their faces?

Was it Nicholas Cage's fudgesicle or did the man bring his own?

Was I the only one worrying about the poor knowledge-foxes? Are they stuck in the library forever now?!

The rape is so sexy.

Do you think the nation is ready for a blue president?

Why bother avoiding scurvy when the government will pay for my many, many scurvy-related emergency-room visits?!

Maybe it's considered really lame to be a henchman (to hench?) for a bad guy who DOESN'T have a gimmick?

Crossover with Sunshine Cleaning!

But the dude who sits around with a pillow covering his junk is not the dude who answers the door with it waving hello.

A preview for this interrupted my Words With Friends game, and that is more than enough contact with this movie for me.

The Hebrew Hammer is about Hanukah, and it is pretty much tolerable!