"Noel and Scott hate like every movie ever."

Please repost the Ridley Scott news again tomorrow
To confirm it is NOT an April Fools joke. Please don't be an April Fools joke.

Ron & Christina
I think they had a Like Father Like Daughter body swap experience. There must have been a magic potion in those dumplings. That would also explain why Ron was determined to eat his way across China. It was Christina in Ron's body, and she was just going with it.

Karl Malden gives you a semi? Did not need to know.

$100,000,000???
That's a lot of hookers!

Sonny's is also OK. It isn't orgasmic, but it's serviceable all-you-can-eat BBQ. Of course, anywhere you can find a Sonny's, you can also find a real BBQ place within a few miles.

Some people tan by being outdoors; a crazy concept, I know. I do the same thing with my sunglasses. There's more than one reason for it, and none of them involve caring about how it looks. They tend to fall off when you just put them on top of your head and try to look down at something, they tend to get scratched…

I managed to watch it on nbc.com today, but
as long as it's going against TAR it will only ever be time-shifted t.v. for me. This first episode was good with the Dragon's Den vibe, but that's only one episode. Now we get into the regular reality competition part of the show.

Hot goth chick is an oxymoron to t.v. producers; kind of like intelligent sci-fi.

Tell me about it, skeptical. It's a blessing and a curse. I try to take refuge in the fact that they're too stupid to realize how stupid they are, and that helps me channel the frustration of living in a world of idiots into pity for the poor fools.

Why do people hate Guy Fieri so much? Sure he's got a goofy haircut, and he's kind of a doofus, but he seems like a nice guy. I bet you won't find any Guy haters working in the Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives he's been good enough to showcase.

Yes they are, and they can cause a helluva chemical burn.

Clue: Annoying pussies

MREs don't taste bad
You just have to know how to mix and match them.

The Wolfman
Academy Award winning movie

Annie's Boobs should be in every episode. I love Annie's Boobs. I can't get enough of Annie's Boobs. I want to see Annie's Boobs every week. I want to hold Annie's Boobs in my lap and spank that monkey.

You have to give them some leeway when it comes to casting kids. The girl did a great job. If they had casted an actual 6 year old, then all we'd be talking about is how terribly she acted.

Since NBC isn't releasing any new promo photos for The Cape…
I respectfully request that all further reviews be headed by the promo photo of Summer Glau in a leotard.

The joke is that, oh fuck that. I'm not explaining the fucking joke.

Who cares if it's natural?
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