Phil won the episode tonight
I'm usually good at catching things from women in bars.

Hmm. They weren't, but damn it that's brilliant! Right. Let's put those dyslexic little asperger kids in tanks!

The Cape grades are irrelevant. If The Cape were graded on quality, it would only get Fs. The Cape is graded on the "WTF" factor. An A+ episode of The Cape would consist of the Carnival of Crime stealing a piece of art conveniently labeled "ART" from a museum during a benefit for dyslexic asperger's kids with…

How about spoons? Everybody has extra spoons, right? They aren't as bitey as spiders, but spoons would make as much sense as anything in The Cape.

Save the Cape!
If you love the hilarious insanity that is…THE CAPE!…then join me in my campaign to save The Cape by mailing silk-making spiders to NBC!

In the final scene of the series finale, they cut to Jack Nicholson sitting in the rec room of a sanitarium reading a The Cape comic book.

Belly dancing Sarah
Your argument is invalid.

"in the history of U.S. television"

By virtue of eating way too much during the Super Bowl
I was too full too full to find the remote, and so I watched my first and last episode of Glee. That was the worst thing I've ever seen, and I've seen some pretty fucked up shit. It wasn't even good enough to mock. It was just stupid, lazy, and devoid of worth.

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Pablo Honey is my favorite Radiohead album because it has my favorite Radiohead song: Anyone Can Play Guitar. I can't listen to that song without immediately listening to it a second time like I'm doing right now. OK Computer is a masterpiece, but if I had to choose, I'd choose Pablo Honey just for that one song.

Whitford wins hands down
The 'Dan Savage getting an MTV show' story got me excited until I remembered Dan was Stark and his partner was Savage.

Dear Glee
Right back at ya.

Yvonne Strahovski in a black leather catsuit
is an automatic A. The rest of the show can only drag it down to an A-. She's THAT hot.

I'm siding with the Parents Television Council on this one…
not because they're right or anything. It's more of an 'enemy of my enemy' kind of thing. I'm all for anything that hurts MTV.

The Alaska episode was good. I only saw that one and the premiere, but the difference was noticeable.

Red State!!!!!
Where be the review???!!! It's been over for minutes already!!!

I'd like to trek Megan's globe. Wait. No, that's right. Ian was a funny little bastard.

Hulu and Fox.com are free, and they're also pretty much the only way us non-Nielsens can get counted.

Too many slashies… http://www.ebertpresents.com/