Alas, poor Charger. I knew her, Michael.
A steed of infinite power, of most excellent acceleration. She hath burned her rubber a thousand times, and now how abhorrent in my imagination it is. Her gorgeous rims are bent. Here hung those fuzzy dice that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your pistons now? …

Padma can hail my cab anytime.

You're gonna love my nuts.
Juggs is good, but I'm more of a High Society man.

Aw, shit
I was all set to get excited only to find out they want to take down American Idol with ANOTHER competition show of blandly attractive, moderately talented college freshmen.

Rowboat Cop is one of those perfect little character quirks that make Community so great. Of course Britta thinks he's called Rowboat Cop.

Or maybe Amazing Race Asia…

That poor kid.

I was fine with Nat & Kat winning
Even though I was rooting for Brook & Claire. The million bucks would come in a little more handy for a couple of HSN hosts than a couple of doctors. But really I was just happy the douchebag didn't win. Don Quixote, douchebag. You know, the first and one of the most famous novels…

Just like the value of a crime doesn't make it any less crimey
The ratings for The Good Guys doesn't make it any less awesome. I get it, America. We don't like the same things, and I'm ok with that. But sometimes, I swear to God, I think They have a secret anti-Nielsen box hidden in my eyeballs just so They can…

Some things never change.

While we're on the subject of Amazing Race Asia…
In the history of hot girls at water parks, have two hot girls ever worn more clothing to a water park?

There's a not-so-fine line between braising and boiling. Braised bacon might have a nice ring to it, but that shit looked like it was boiled to death. Making bacon unappetizing is unforgivable in my book.

Wait
What?

Shit

USA? Maybe?
Come on, USA. Matt Nix has been good to you. Characters welcome? Then welcome Dan Stark. A little product placement and some deeper cuts from Dan's 8-track, and you've got yourself a nice little addition. Do it. DO IT!

Farewell Terriers
You will be missed. Just not by enough Nielsen assholes.

I've given up on this show.
I wanted to like it. I really did, but it just can't keep my attention. I didn't even make it to the 'vatos' portion of this episode that everyone seems to hate. I spent the 1st 10 minutes wondering how those girls would manage to catch fish in a quarry lake and thinking the 1 should do…

I don't think it was broken. I think it was only supposed to turn on for Ellie, but she didn't want to touch it. The Bakula just didn't account for Lester's hacking skills.

The series finale should be a bottle episode…in the honeymoon suite…shot in real-time…with a big finish…and an unrated version for the DVD.

Straight A Ep.
I absolutely loved this episode. I couldn't stop laughing every time the restaurant guy tried to lie. I loved the bearded car thief's reaction on the phone when he found out his fence got stabbed in the head, and I didn't think fat car thief's reaction when he found out was over-the-top at all. Dan…