I wanted to like this show
because the leads names are Boris and Gugu. That and Gugu is sooo good looking. I thought I could hang with it just for the weekly Gugu spank bank material, but that pilot was a total mood killer.

"Only those who risk going too far find out how far they can go." Sounds like something our Walter would say, doesn't it?
That is something our Walter said to William Bell years ago. Or vice versa. STML is a bitch.

Well, there was the Batman and Shaft sequence.

Wade!
Remy! Where are you guys?!

First, I thought that was a priest casually smoking a cigarette while he pounded nails into the wrists of our Lord and Savior. I laughed heartily. Second, fuck continuity. This show is a collection of loosely related short stories/long form jokes and stand up. The only way it could be any better is if they got a…

I think Louis C.K. would be very upset and a little depressed to hear that he's the 'voice of his generation.'

She's never shaved Michael's head.

Matt Nix must read the internets
So you internetters want someone to turn down Fi? Fine. Do you know what happens to men who turn down Fi? They get kidnapped, shaved, bloodied, used as bait, and blown up. Next season, find out what happens when we get our hands on Betty White and Keyboard Cat.

The Skype product placement was a perfect example of how to do product placement. You didn't even realize it was there, but it was important to the plot.

The Pretender
I always thought Burn Notice was more like The Pretender with guns and g-strings. The death knell of The Pretender was when the show started to focus too much on the 'overarching story.' The big mystery in these client of the week Robin Hood-type shows is really more of a timekeeper than a plot. …

Kenny's problem seemed to be that he was all talk and no cook. Food speaks for itself. It doesn't matter if you talk a good game if your food screams 'horror show.'

I think people who don't live near the Gulf have unrealistic ideas about hurricanes. It just doesn't occur to them that the worst of the storm isn't really that big. Unless you're near the eye, it's probably not going to be any worse than a tropical storm. We had a massive storm yesterday, but it didn't make the…

I liked Land of the Lost, but I think I was the only one. Everything that people complained about in the movie was pretty much straight out of the original show. I guess you had to have grown up getting high and watching Land of the Lost on Saturday mornings to appreciate the absurdity. It was a hundred million…

Kevin is a top
He likes it on top. He doesn't like being a bottom. Good to know.

You just had to mention Alyssa Milano. Now I'm going to have to break out my DVD and watch about 2 1/2 minutes of Embrace of the Vampire.

The sad thing is she looks like her father.

I don't think I can go as far as calling it best of the series because that would mean also calling the best episode of anything…ever. It is definitely on my already long list of all-time great Futurama episodes though, and that's pretty damned good company.

Fi, Maddy, and Hyundai
Fi - I don't dislike Gabrielle Anwar. For some strange reason, every time I hear her name I first think of Vanessa Angel even though they don't look anything alike. I could have definitely enjoyed watching Vanessa blowing up Miami in a bikini. As far as the character goes, I think she should…

What we've been seeing is pretty much bang on how I thought Freela would be like. We're not talking Fabio in a Harlequin book here. We're talking about Philip J. Fry.

THERE CAN BE NO QUESTION!