Old guy: This is a dangerous space mission, you may never see your family or even the Earth ever again, you and Anne Hathawa…

Can you make movies about people who are still alive and taking parts in movies starring someone nearly the exact same age as the person you're making the movie about?

I'm currently involved in a similar project where we're moving all of Michael Bay's movies to exclusively flammable nitrate film stock.

What's a matter son, your Google broken or something?

The math says this guy is going to need $600 per backer.

Prove to me this wasn't produced by Skynet using some sort of advanced random content generator.

I am not now nor have I ever been an Male Rights Advocate!

I wish there was a word for when people replace a proposition with a superficially similar, but easily ridiculed fabrication.

Likewise!

People just go a little overboard with the MRA/you must hate all women thing. It's like McCarthyism for the new millennium.

Oh go fuck yourself.

It's not just you. In fact he more or less directly identified that as a possible direction her sex life could go.

I kind of read the whole thing as "I'd like to be slapped around a little."

I think the problem is that your wide and accommodating urethra is letting poop germs in. Have you thought about closing the hole off with a little bit of melted wax before intercourse?

Yeah, but they're called sport coats. For most people that means any jacket that has lapels and doesn't match the pants. If it matched the pants then it would be the jacket part of a suit, or a "suit jacket."

Or… he could be addicted to something more TV friendly, like murdering people, or Dennis Franz's ass.

I know the first thing I'm going to do when I die is find some whisper thin English guy to make scary faces at.

I'd like to see Livingston in as a Marvel character. But which?

I'll be damned. What a… cloincidence!

I know, he didn't even die! All this shit was for nothing!