Great "journalism" O'Neal. Did you even try to contact Ben Brantley to find out if he is, in fact, a little bitch?

Wasted "our" time? This is a pop culture forum, it's for posting opinions on pop culture. Wasting time is what happens when things go right here.

There's so little respect for the sport now days. It's customary to shout "Parkour!" upon successful execution of a move. As far as I can tell they didn't even shout it once.

My downvote button isn't working.

Don't forget the latina, no one ever quotes her.

Yeah, you know what, I hated Prometheus, but I really do need to give it credit for that.

Baramos is right and ApesMa is wrong. The idea is awesome, the execution has been absolutely piss poor.

OMG that's like 6 years older than the mean age! Someone with a calculator, how many sigma is that??? HOW MANY SIGMA????

*chomps cigar*

Because LIBERTY!

Time for a dark and gritty reboot of Trainspotting, I think.

They're a secondary sexual characteristic, and they're boring and expensive to remove on a daily basis.

Hehe, "Lightly touched organ."

WRECK METROPOLIS WITH A GRAVITY SHIP

ZIMMERHORN. There I said it, now everybody else has to think of something original to say.

*Runs up to rooftop, turns on spotlight with the A7X quote guy signal*

If you get the opportunity, you should kill yourself.

Can y'all not be trolled so damn easy?

This was shouty and not sense making.

Ok I'm actually much more taken aback by how these kids are all roughly as articulate as I am.