An anagram for Kristen Schaal is "Elk Anarchists"

Yeah, the Javascript guy was the one who just his walking papers handed to him by the gay mafia.

Bill Joy?

You see a lot of people going "Plot hole!" or ""Hand waving!" on consciousness transference or matter transportation like that guy down the thread.

Boy I bet she really missed out on an awesome guy!

I just gotta think that there are a fuckton of guys out there who were molested with or around pastel colored toys. It's really sad.

Yeah, manchego is good. It's nobody's favorite.

Pretty sure the average age of the people getting a camera pointed at them in this thing is north of 40.

Well how bout you go out and become a god damn tastemaker and then you can wear your own dumb as shit accessories?

Peeta's not even hot.

I read an explanation from Fox News that thy embraced their shift from a news network to being oriented towards "vibrant opinion." I also read a statement from MTV saying how they are embracing a shift from music to "Vibrant reality TV."

Hey that's my drink! "A bug tumbler of scotch, three ice cubes, fill it all the way up to the top."

I would've selected "Fat guy in a barrel vs Orcs" over the Bloom/Lilly set piece.

Manchego is nobody's favorite cheese. He only said that because he just had some recently and couldn't think of any other cheeses to name.

Not enough fonts.

Their PhD in launching stupid fakey universities that hand out doctorates for money has really served me well.

Is there any way that I can super not go to this so it actually loses money?

The other day my boss came by and dropped some projects on my despite the fact that I was clearly overloaded, and I looked into his eyes and told him "Cracker, is you serious?"

What are you, some kind of racist?

Eaten by the proverbial bar, is my guess.