Granted kids dying isn't terribly humorous. It's just that they threw the kid in jail for an extended period of time when what should've happened is some cops should've come to his house and told him "Whether you say 'lol jk' or not, that shit's not funny."

So you guys are gonna use a picture of his dead body as the main picture for his obituary? Wtf?

Same here. I want to make edgy jokes, but I don't want to end up in prison next to that fat kid who posted "I'm gonna shoot up my school lol just kidding!"

Why's it gotta be "ridiculous"? Like Bradley Cooper couldn't punch a Nazi while the foley guy makes the sound of a blue whale getting hit by a 747.

Here's one.

No it does not. There's nothing about doing Audi commercials that implies a lack of integrity, not even a little bit.

Sexhounds looking to masturbate usually turn to porn.

What, you're not actually going to follow through with my lame joke in real life? What a let down!

OH NO!! I'M SUFFERING FROM SPONTANEOUS DYSLEXIA NONE OF THE LETTERS MAKE SENSE

So, anyone up for donning pastel fraternity polos with the collars popped up and trolling the living hell of him?

I think a lot of the frustration you see comes from people whose true thoughts on the matter are "Why in the fuck are you making me think about indians? I go through my entire life not giving them a passing thought and now you're bringing this shit up every other week??? JUST CHANGE THE NAME TO THE WASHINGTON…

Wonder no longer! It's the latter. All the latter.

#hashtagactivismisacancer

Pacific Rim?

Dowd dismissing spectacle for no other reason than it's spectacle? You don't say!

Your sister publication went into great depth examining the Christ symbolism in this film. You're not even going to touch on it?

Thanks Tim Lieder. The point of my comment is that he seemed a little too fucking chuffed when he said it.

Good Joint Chief: "He's a decorated ex-special forces badass cop and he's already killed like a hundred guys, we should listen to him!"

I hope there's a lot guys with southern accents reading Eugene Mirman's college emails poignantly.

"I'm moving and these books are super heavy. Win them in a contest!"