It's impossible for me to try and remember this song and not just hear Little Red Corvette.

I started watching the show last week and caught up yesterday (can you tell i'm unemployed) and it feels like the entire Internet has just opened up to me. 4 years of not giving a shit and now it all means something.

Hodor.

Because it sounds like a parody of a Steven Spielberg movie.

In 5 years, everyone at SC&P will either be working for Dawn and Shirley…or be dead by their hand.

Except for those two new creative babies. I don't even think they have names.

That's just because he was trying to keep the secret that he hooked up with his brother Adam's girlfriend. You probably didn't notice cause they recast her halfway through the season.

How dare you tell me I've seen JAG!

God I was hoping the end of his rant would be him slamming the phone in rage and he'd never know that Roger didn't hear 90% of it.

This will be a super tiresome discussion for me only because I'm willing to just throw it on the pile of dozens of other stupid egregious sex scenes on this show. All of these points are totally valid and I don't want to snuff out voicing this opinion, but I just want to roll my eyes and go UGH, REALLY to that scene…

"Another long distance schemer, Stannis' red lady. Maybe it wasn't poison at all, but some of her red lady magic."

"Bush learns exactly why Americans should be less like the Simpsons" is actually a pretty great summary of this episode.

Do any of Hartman's characters even appear in the background of big crowd scenes?

The fact that they take a former President and cast him as Mr. Wilson in a modern Dennis the Menace is just so conceptually hilarious it almost doesn't need to be ACTUALLY hilarious. It still is, but it doesn't need to.

I take it you haven't seen Justified, then. Cause Jeremy Davies looked exactly like his character did on that show, so I recognized him immediately.

If Raylan Givens was on Hannibal, Hannibal Lecter would be dead in about 15 minutes.

I have watched the entire run of Breaking Bad three times and even I'm not sure what you're talking about.

Jeremy Davies was all the better for still having his Dickie Bennett hair and mustache. He should have that for all his roles. They should retroactively add that to Daniel Faraday and his Saving Private Ryan character.

"Half hour comedies (with only 13 episodes, no less) are much faster to shoot than hourlong dramas"

Keegan-Michael Key was wonderful, as he always is, but I'm getting pretty tired of Ron Swanson being the wisest man in the world who is always right about everything always.