Hey
I think that Seinfeld website is great, and I don't care who knows it!

i just need someone to express my frustrations at how Chelsea Handler is a really really bad actress

We need Sean O'Neal to take a pass at all these press releases
And cut through them with his sarcastic, cynical knife of language.

This is a super weird connection, but it reminds me of how they try to kill Aaron Eckhart in Thank You For Smoking, by just throwing a couple dozen nicotine patches on him.

If you wanted a guy who wouldn't make tasteless jokes
Then you shouldn't have fucking hired Gilbert Gottfried.

Stop using your ignorance as proof.

It's also a movie entirely about how gay parents are wrong.

I used to like Adam Carolla's podcast. Until it became the showcase for The Newgirl of the Week and That Guy That Still Can't Talk Well and Adam Repeats The Same Fucking Stories Seriously We Get That You Hated Land of the Lost Already.

Too bad
Because it's not very good. I like my Radiohead to have some semblance of melody.

…but he also sucked.

They made this as confusing as possible in the article. If you buy the digital versions, you get it this Saturday. Physical ones are a ways away.

Fuck the Grammys, there's a new Radiohead album coming out on Saturday!

It's almost great
I am not into the lead guitar part at all. It sounds too much like modern Devo, which is to say, not good.

As the White Stripes
I plan to add Andrew WK as a third member of the band, and tour elementary schools around the country.

All of these songs will be performed in one medley
By Andrew WK

Come to think of it, have any of us ever seen Aziz and Tom in the same room together?

Yeah!
That's what all the 20-somethings in bands want! Fans mostly comprised of 7 year-olds!

He has good intentions
But he's doing all this with a movie that's probably going to suck. I don't see him doing 'crazy religious cult' with a subtle touch.

Did you interview Mister Heavenly in 1997?
I feel like this is a clip that has been uncovered from The Vault.

He's just upset
Nobody picked up his screenplay for the greatest love story ever told, in a head.