I got one of those Top Gear things too
And the car comes out easy! They also gave us a RC Mercedes, so obviously we're just better than you guys are.

Pussy and Religion and Yuletide Greetings
Is all he needs

Don't Hassle The Hoff,
It was kinda funny at first, but really, isn't every single person ever sick of David Hasselhoff now? I hate him even when he makes fun of himself.

Also, the guy on the right is David Cross in disguise. Admit it!

I am cautiously optimistic for this
But man, you really couldn't get Everything is Terrible? They're even Illinois-based!

I've got a better deal: They do it, I'll go see them, but I still get to hate them afterwards.

I think he calls him Brian.