Is it too late for requests?
Any chance you'll be treating yourself to the genius of Roger Miller for one of these here columns? You would not regret it, I assure you.

The MOST blow jobs!

Aw schnap. I would hate to be in Josh is Like Germany Ambitious and Misunderstood's shoes right now.

I'm from Texas and I definitely drank a fuckload of Lonestar while I lived there, but I definitely didn't "love" it. It's preferable to many other cheap beers and I like the can and the fact that it's all Texasy, but that doesn't change the effect it has on my brain and bowels.

Yep. That's the guy.

Andy Richter Controls the Universe is funny as fuck. I'm with The Pig.

With the grace of a corpse in a riptide…I let go
This guy is the reigning king of my 'Sad n' Pensive' playlist. The new stuff is good. It's a shame he's stuck in the "indie ghetto". I would love to hear him working with some Nashville pros.

Yeah. Or some stuff about scary eyebrows.

I'm seeing him at the Apollo in Harlem in May. I'm gonna be pissed if he doesn't rub the tree stump before he goes out.

You're an idiot. He's really good.

I was also delighted by the Tatu reference. When I was a kid, every fucking child in Dallas who ever played league soccer had a picture of he and Tatu together.

Jorge's right. You gotta give a guy credit for flying bikes.

Assuming you don't already have it, "Fairy Tales and Fantasies: The Best of Lee and Nancy" has a bunch of great songs on it aside from Summer Wine.

Me, too, Elitist Trash. Weird.

The only thing worse than MPDGs…
Are girls who aspire to be them in real life. They're usually hot, too, which makes their affectations all the more discouraging and annoying. I also would like to put forth the following hypothesis: MPDGs, real or fictional, probably aren't good at blow jobs.

I'm guessing we're referring to Angels in the Outfield?

Your screen name makes me laugh pretty much every time I see it.

Dancehall coming out of Jamaica since 1980 is my favorite musical genre.

Everything that glitter ain't fishscales
Here's what I say:

It's like they know what's boutta happen.