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Indeed. Brad Neely is a beautiful animal. Are you a former Austinite, current NYCer by chance?

Wonderful
Now I won't just have to hear the tinny high hats and vocals blaring out of my fellow commuter's earbuds, I'll be informed of the song and artist, too.

I'm just glad Jonathan Brandis isn't alive to see this.

That shit is true. When I lived in Austin I used to go to a bar called Lovejoy's which had a big photo of Cash playing in front of the Emo's sign.

MEG! WHITE'S! RACK!

This stuff is like what you might put on movie food…

Word. Plenty of Schlotzky's in Austin and Dallas.

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The fuck's a watch man?

Word.

Nah.

Hot Rod did indeed make $10 million at it's opening. $10.72 to be exact. I know this. This is a fact I have in my brain. You're welcome.

You motherfuckers should try to be consistently funny and engaging writers and meet whatever kind of blog/article quota the ol' AV Club has set. That's what you motherfuckers should try to do.

Orange Rhyming Dictionary petty complaint
I listened to this album non-stop for about a year when it first came out. I still think it's a pretty great record, but one thing drives me nuts every time I hear it: on the song 'Sea Anemone' when he says "now I'm making out the shapes/like the shower rod - can it take my

Dr. Octagon vs. Tracy Morgan
This seems like a good opportunity to bring this up:

For the record, I also have no problem with commenter J. Goo. I was just sayin'.

Seems like the comments on this site are losing their charm due to too much posting for the fuck of it. Also, I love a good Simpsons quote, but holy shit.

stop that

If you want to use your English degree and not be a teacher or freelance writer, you move to NYC. Though low-paying, publishing is the place to be if you enjoy the written word, but don't have the talent or gumption to write for a living.

If you want to use your English degree and not be a teacher or freelance writer, you move to NYC. Though low-paying, publishing is the place to be if you enjoy the written word, but don't have the talent or gumption to write for a living.

With a double-minor in Social Studies and Arithmetic?