Secret Typo
You guys totally should have buried a very difficult-to-detect typo in this post to see who's really got the goods. Or maybe you did and I'm just a terrible copy editor.

I never bought a wristband when I lived in Austin because SXSW always seemed like a fucking trainwreck and I don't pay $150 for fucking trainwrecks unless they are real trainwrecks not figurative ones.

I liked the part about his wife.

3 hours from Austin.

Palace Songs - Hope EP
This whole record is full of great love/relationship songs made more badass by Oldham's trademark realism.

Word.

Too soon.

"Touch my ass and balls, girl"

That shit just gave me mad unrestrainable cubicle giggles.

Yes, yes. They went so well together because both of them was boney.

I do drugs!

Ccciiiinnamon rollsss…

You're a fuckface for liking that band.

Ugh!: When Crappy Comment Threads Won't Die

How bout the women take off their shirts?

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

If it weren't for downtime (or what I deem downtime) at work, I wouldn't be here. Everyone knows work computers are for regular interneting, and home computers are for porn and weather.com.

Are there any other early albums similar to Ram in terms of goofy-rockingness? I've heard McCartney is good.

I had one with Bart as a ninja turtle that said "Teenage Mutant Ninja Simpson". I wore it until the pit stains got so bad, they hardened into a texture not unlike that of an egg carton and finally ripped. That's some serious dedication to being ironic.

He's still cool. Lines like "Puh-chipah-choo…wick-waw…wick-waw…pa-koom-choo-chik" are what make music timeless.