To "Robert Paulson".

I know David Thewlis from strange tingling feelings in my nether regions.

This scourge can only be fought with a group singalong of "Everyone Has AIDS".

*clapclap / clap / clapclap / clap *

You know when you've been crying and then you laugh, and the laugh is all muffled because your mouth is full of cry spit?

That donuts scene was some fucking BULL. SHIT.

Big Herpetic NO

I'd go Raising Arizona but Vampire's Kiss a close second.

I was in high school — probably 16. My parents separated right before I started high school and my mom had dated a real douchebag for a while afterward, but eventually started going with a pretty cool guy. He was kind of tubby and had a beard, looked sort of Santa-like. I split my time between my parents but this…

Yeah I know, but regardless. Not enough Alastair Sim.

Not nearly enough Alastair Sim. Booooo.

The earlier sequence with "Ne Me Quitte Pas", especially Genevieve running after the train, is probably the hardest and most consistently I've ever cried at a movie. Even so (or maybe because of it), I tend to lean toward the "bitter irony" interpretation of the ending. How could something that seemed so devastating…

Well Taye and Idina are getting divorced and damn you for reminding me. Love is dead.

Fair point. Maybe the decision was made so they wouldn't have to do a ton of makeup on more than one character — he's got a bunch of elaborate tattoos in the book too, right? But if it was animated they could make however many characters as weird-looking as they wanted. It's not like it costs more.

The musical isn't and doesn't.

Well, gosh. Silly me for clicking instead on the company website, where that important information is nowhere near front and center.

Don't worry: no eating establishment on Union St. stays open more than a few months. It'll be replaced by locally sourced turnip cakes or something by Easter.

Dammit, Jackie Hoffman is in Six by Sondheim? Okay, HBO, it took till now but you win, I wish I still subscribed.

"Even"? She's a lesbian, ain't she?

If you go the Loesser route I vote Guys and Dolls. The movie was such absolute shit. I was casting it in my head last night, so far I have Megan Hilty as Adelaide, Wayne Brady as Nathan, and — here's your crossover appeal — Michael Buble as Sky.