Ok, thanks. Cletus didn't hear it either so I think Kendall must have been screaming over it.

I agree. It wasn't until way too far into the sketch that it became clear he was moving like a baby and not someone with, say, cerebral palsy. (Was there dialogue that set it up explicitly at the beginning of the sketch? I didn't hear any but I was watching in the same room as a shrieking toddler, and since my…

Classic Would You Rather blunder.

But did the Pilates instructor rape anyone on a beach? I have to know before I can determine exactly how to feel about this.

Dollars to donuts this was Regine's idea.

When you Spider-Man eat it

There, I did it for you.

It's a TWOderful Life

You are DELIGHTFUL.

No one has mentioned At the End of the Tour. And now someone has.

I thought the stories were okay for the most part but the unifying concept was crappy. And I agree that if you are into nuance the takeaway is that interesting stories are interesting regardless of topic, but the show didn't seem to be interested in nuance; it seemed to be interested in literally assigning points to…

I know it won't get reviewed until next week, but my anger may have dissipated by then so I have to vent now.

"That's Stop Malaria Now…"

I've never felt this healthy before
I've never wanted something rational
I am a werewolf

Oh that screencap. I saw this with my dad and when that happened, as cheesy as the moment was, neither of us could resist yelling. It is just a wonderfully constructed movie.

Jurassic Park is the last episode of M*A*S*H of movies.

Good Laura Dern-ing, Fake Laura Dern.

I think Lily may have some unresolved height-difference issues.

French racist.

ASL is fundamentally, syntactically different from English, so yeah, seeing someone perform it in their syntax must be rewarding.