Oh, the Clueless Trio. One's washed up, one's dead, and the last one is worse than dead…she's a republican.*

"I do not write redundant sentences that are redundant!"
—Mike Mills, (Re)dunderhead!

So much for the tolerant left!

Darkhawk? Fuck no. Pusher man for the win!

Generic Indie Kid let me down with this admission. How could anyone rub one out to a show that features Dishwalla and Dave Navarro as "special musical guests"?

I already forgot about freeform. They still doing that Shadowhunters shit that sucked?

Or I could be humorously pointing out that Australian actors differ from the norm and like their families. It's weird celebrity behavior.

Why? You had Xena on the weekends. She kicked high.

He's an Australian actor. That means he's one of those weird ass actors who likes spending time with his family, and took time away from acting to be with them. Can you believe he actually helped raise his own daughter? What are those aussies drinking? Fucking odd!!

And as anyone who's ever watched Charmed can attest, "That was a show that existed."

I look forward to reading the article where she describes the culture of sexual harassment permeating the white house.

Fidel Castro died?! Why am I just now hearing this?

So my theory is that Supreme Leader Snoke is really Caesar. Fight me, nerds.

Twin Peaks viewers have to decompress between episodes, or they'll approach Peak David Lynch, and start staring at seemingly innocuous scenes of everyday life with a dead-eyed acceptance of their burgeoning madness. And then they'll go inside to get something from the knife drawer, and we'll really be fucked.

If we're lucky, they'll make a passing reference to the fact that Homer is fond of doughnuts. And fat.

"What an excellent day for exercise."

Deviantart is how I discovered M preg Jon Snow X Jaime Lannister is a thing in fanon. It was also an invitation to disengage from fanon.

"The dragons are real. The tits are not."

Hey, let's take this opportunity to complain about George R.R. Martin not writing again.

Okay, so doing a story about this is clearly just a signal to me that I should watch this leak before it gets snatched up, AV club. I hear yer hidden message. Wa-ink. ;)