What I hate about Youtube parenthesis 'stars' is that whenever one of them does something original, the others copy it en masse and suck everything that was funny about the original out of it. Singh does dis tracks because Nice Peter does dis tracks, and even films them the same way. Haaa. Doesn't matter as long as…

"Oh, Paw-paw! Look at this cover of the Captain America funnys! He's socking Hitler in the jaw! Those nazi mooks will be sure to blow a fuse, ha!"

Haven't you heard what those guys do? They spoil the endings to books on the internet. Books that people want to read! They should die drowning in cold piss.

I've seen Gay Hitler porn. It's not as sexy as the genre implies!

Too Greek!

I appreciate where this new anger is coming from, but I hate that culturally, we're back to touting WWII as the defining element of what makes Americanism so great. I've got family in Germany that hate Nazis more vehemently than we ever could, but they're also sick of Americans living in the past.

Was she in a band? I wanna say Rilo Kiley? Am I wrong? I'm probably wrong.

You keep away from her, monster! We abjure you in the name of Christ! Begone! You have no power heeeeere!

Fuck is the word. It has weight. It measures. You can open a present and to your delight find something you didn't even know you wanted but are utterly pleased with. You can look at that unwrapped gift and say "fuck." You can also stare hopelessly at the sky and realize how absurdly pointless it all is, and also…

A Banks and Steelz reference! You my new favorite white person.

It's funny because his nose is a dick.

Man, I was writing to describe my appreciation for the utter profundity of the four letter C word invective for what women have, not dudes, and it freezes your post. Y'know, country matters. Is that really such a bad word? Is that n-word of genitalia?

Nevermind. I was going to write about how the four letter c-word is more of an explosive and exciting invective, but apparently it freezes your post outright. We're such prudes in this country.

Yeah, the fucking song doesn't start until 13:53, for those looking to skip all the fucking preamble.

It's not sad. He's terrible with money and overspends to a ridiculous degree. He's got a consulting gig with the WWE that pays him half a million a year, and he still can't get himself under control. Love the dude, but his is a story of willful excessiveness.

Wait a moment, there's something strange about that third blonde nurse…OH MY GAWD, IT'S SID VICIOUS AND HE'S GOT A PAIR OF BRASS KNUCKS!!! DAMN HIM! DAMN HIM!

So much for the tolerant left!

That's what everyone should do! That's what I'm always telling them!

Are you missing the part where Gollum changed for a few minutes? When someone in fiction has a change of heart, you can totally forget all the bad things they did. Look at the cast of the Vampire diaries! By the reasonable standards of sane people, they would all be put to death for committing (or helping to…

He was high on ring fumes, and completely contrite! Sort of. Actually, it was Frodo who really fucked it up for them, but Sam was still pretty unsympathetic.