Why are people making people scared of clowns?

In my defense, I don't know anyone who's seen that movie! Now I'm MAD!

I feel your pain. I'm often playing babysitter for my niece and nephew, and naturally they're obsessed with the big three for kids entertainment. (Disney Chanel/NICK/Cartoon Network.) I've got 2/3 with my basic cable package, but I'm reduced to streaming a skeevy website with my PS4 to get Nick for the girl. Still…

GREEN tea? Real tea is brown! What are you, some kind of fancy dan?

I know exactly where I was on my sixth birthday. In a movie theater in Jacksonville, Florida, crying my eyes out because Megatron just shot Optimus to death.

At least they inspired the creation of Transformers: Prime, which is the sort of cartoon I would have killed to have available when I was a kid. Hell, there was this period just a few years ago where every weekend we had Young Justice, Green Lantern: the animated Series, Sym-bionic titan, the Legend of Korra, and Tran…

Noooo noooo, my mom loves meeeeee. She has to! She's not allowed to change her mind! She has to!

My principal disappointment with Bay's movies, is that he made the transformers ugly. If you watch the original (poorly animated) cartoons, and read the old comics, then you'd know there was real creativity in those designs. G1 Starscream is a particularly beautiful creation that holds up well even after thirty+…

His name was MANLY Patinkin! Mannilow ruined everything!!!

I don't want to comment on anything. I wanna fight someone. Let's fight, someone! Let's fight with our fists. I want to grab someone and wrestle them to the ground angrily. Yeah, let's do that!

I got first comment! All those lies anyone ever said about me have been proven wrong forever! Mom? MOM?! Should I go out and get a job NOW??! AM I STILL A LOSER?? MOM? MOM?!

Is everyone wielding a pink lightsaber now?! Yeesh! How low we've sunk as a nation. From ramrod straight hard men like Liberace, to this princess! Yowza!

Wouldn't it be gross if Hitler's fecees exited his body in a kind of membranous sack? Like the sort that kittens are born in? Pink but translucent, and filled with his body's discards? I don't know, I'm thinking weird thoughts.

…Jared finished reading the AV club article, and frowned in irritation. They didn't get it. They didn't understand that Raffel's secondary job was dealing in exorcisms…

'Mandy' is a GUY'S NAME!

Ugh. Where's Nitro when you need him?

I liked the New Warriors up until this article described them as a younger hipper counterpart to the Avengers. Now I want them dead.

Ha! Is funny bekause they keel a bunch of childreen at elementary skool! Ha! Ded childreen! That is joke, yes? Crimson Dynamo gets it!

Franchise films can be very good. It's not how tired an idea is, it's how paint by the numbers the execution is. The prologue they released for Covenant on youtube makes this film look like something to look forward to.

Keeeeeith.