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Hey, kids. Like the horrific ultra-violence of a Warren Ellis indie comic, with the bright candy colored imagery of a Japanese cartoon, combined with characters who behave like they're in an 80's D.C. publication? Then read Invincible!
The story of this guy: http://www.panelsandpixels….

It's on its last arc, at least. Unlike TWD, Kirkman is willing to let this one die.

I read the comic. The premise goes nowhere.

Fuck Gen Zed. Millennials are set to become the first legitmate age group of hardcore supervillains in history. They're not slackers, and they're not disengaged. They're sociopaths. Not caring about the suffering of others is the ultimate expression of cool.

Let's face it: Daredevil s2 dropped the ball when Castle found that Gatling gun, but instead of using it to mow down all those fucking asshole ninjas on the rooftop like Jessie Ventura against a bunch of Guatemalans in Predator, he sniped them instead. That's the first time I ever experienced superhero blue balls.

LC is a weird case. People complain that it was so grounded in "realism" that when they dropped in an actual super-villain for Luke to fight, it took them out of the show. I'm like, "I'm sorry, are we watching the same show about a super-strong, indestructible ex-con?"

Wouldn't go that far. The first five episodes are a treat. The remaining are a frustrating slog. It's like a video game where you have to keep backtracking to the same old levels over and over again.

He's fun in the comics. Mark Waid did a great job of shaking off all the grim'n'gritty rust that Frank Miller and Brian Michael Bendis were drowning him in.

Why do giant monsters eat humans? Human beings are mostly water. Their tissues retain flavors and other residues from their food. Their bones have a brittle quality. Their skin is warm and pliant. Thirst-quenching, well-seasoned, crunchy yet chewy: People are the Elvis of snack food.

I took a quote about Samuel Vimes from Terry Pratchett's The fifth Elephant and applied it to Doctor Cox. Paraphrasing is next level shit, bruh.

Ohhhh, you're gonna get the unions riled!

♬ A long time ago, we used to be friends, but: Season 3's rape plot was distasteful.

"Doctor Cox is a good guy. He's always smiling when I talk to him."

Look at that fat baby. All that flab. Doesn't care how it looks. Fat ass. No one loves you. Go away forever.

Found a dead smelly cat by the side of my house the other day. Ate the leftovers from a rotisserie chicken I bought yesterday for lunch, and stared at the bones when I was finished while thinking about the cat. Really thinking about giving this vegetarian thing a try.

I'm going to go see it because I get a transgressive thrill from watching attractive women calling each other the c word!

Suspicious confectionery sugar??

This is why Aliens never visit. They think we're all paranoid freaks fearful of being experimented on and eaten. It's not fun to eat people who are afraid of being eaten, y'know? Brings down the mood.

Power Bottom Man's real name is Ring man. (think about it.) Shade Man is a sassy bitch. Drill Man has problems hooking up. What the hell is splash woman doing here? Needle man wishes he was Pump Man. Snake Man is the horniest of all. Clown Man is a rapist.