Top man is dominant. Burst man needs a Kleenex. Quick Man is disappointing. Junk man is packing. Hard Man is just experimenting you sissy, don't tell anyone about this, he'll kick your ass. Dive Man brings the dental dam. Pump Man goes at his own pace. Wood Man is always ready to go.

Yeah, I never expected to see legit glam rock in a Disney movie being sung by a behemoth crab voiced by Jermaine Clement. The combination had me rolling on my back. And it didn't hurt that the song is so catchy too.

I adore this new career path she's found, playing unsettling mental parasites.

Is it a good thing or a bad thing that I don't know who that is?

That was Jim Rash? I thought that was Moby!

I wonder if it hurts Stephen's feelings that people would willingly spend millions of dollars to watch Alec in a shit movie. Stephen's like "I make shit movies all the time, why's he so special?"

It's that song, shiny. It's my ringtone now.

I saw Logan, Rogue One, and Moana.

Isn't that a head-scratcher? Especially since Rachel is part of the culturally dominate caste too. Modern science tells us that race is a social construct, not a biological one, so technically Rachel didn't do anything wrong. But that doesn't mean social constructs don't have power: I'm biracial and self-identify as…

Okay. I wanna watch this now. I know fuck-all about fashion, feminism, and ebay, but I like the energy this trailer gives out. Also, I didn't know Moby was an actor.

NO. He CROSSED me. HE CROSSED ME, so I made him GO AWAY.

Ahhahaha, you're so fucking stupid, Morty! You're so stupid, Jesus Christ, you're a fucking moron! Hahahaha! What an idiot!

I want that dippin' sauce, Morty. I want that dippin' sauce.

That makes perfect sense. If you have to live in Hell regardless of your choices, then pick the Hell with the cozy home and the hot steaks.

No, no, it's fine. You see, your honor, he didn't pay them.

I figure it's not so much about the business being good, as it is about how good it would feel to screw over Fred.

That serpent guy complaining about Bulldogs coming into the bar to start trouble might have been a clue for later. Do you think he was referring to Jason Blossom?

Yeah, Iron Fist could learn a thing or two from Riverdale. This is how you make me care about real estate shit in a show about a comic book.

I'm still convinced that Archie is the killer, and everything about his behavior is an act of misdirection.

That scene he had with Jugghead's dad left me wondering if F.P. is really an alcoholic at all. It was the way he mentioned having a role to play while reaching for a beer that made me wonder if this was all part of a long con. Now Fred's indebted to him, his Serpents are embedded in Andrew's construction, and he's…