Ahhhh.

Rated RR for Reverse Racism! Rated WG for White Genocide! Rated PN for Panicking Narcissists!

Are you suggesting that the AV club's most anticipated albums of 2017, (the majority of which are provided by the author of this article ) won't provide a single metal band in the mix? Because if that's what you're suggesting, Mister, I've got news for you: You're, uh, right.

The very same!

Why did they change the header picture? Did someone in Inquisition notice a clickbait article saying they were Nazis?

The true walking dead are his fans.

To say nothing of Swolepole!

That last name though. "Hardwick." Because "Pointydick" wasn't suggestive enough.

I like that Batman is automatically the contrarian hold-out.

I think the schools have a good chance of receiving Chance's money, as long as they can include a contractual clause that he donate it through electronic transfer and not by tossing it in the air and making it "rain." I mean it looks cool, sure, but you'll lose a lot of bills that way.

I laughed, but I won't upvote this. I can tell when Karma is tracking me through a scope…

I'm apoplectic with rage! I'm simply apoplectic!

"and then the murders began."

W-what? Female…writers? Preposterous! Who'd willingly read a tome scripted by some nattering hen no doubt filled with fluff and bother and demands for jewelry and lascivious attention! Ri-dick-ulous! I won't have it!

Welp, let me grab a pickett sign, and head over to the nearest metal hall to let these heavily muscled long haired brutes know that their music is offensive. And after these cretinous roid monkeys get done murder-fucking us, maybe while taking photos of our corpses for use as album covers and masturbation aids,…

She's got an inferiority complex because she doesn't think she can please her pretentious father. She's rude and entitled because her mother has raised her to be overly competitive and to view even close friends as disposable accoutrements. Give credit where credit is due and lay the blame on her parents where it…

The SECRET INGREDIENT is…(wait for it)…

What's leaking more? Trump's White House, or Breitbart's financial security?

THE POWERS OF THE PRESIDENT ARE ABSOLUTE AND WILL NOT BE QUESTIONED!

This has been a great 100 days so far. I swear I'm having more fun watching Donny constantly losing his shit and getting smashed down by reality, than I am playing NBA Jam on my SNES emulator.