Further confirmation that he's not going to finish out his term, IMO. I think losing Session's protection has unhinged him.

Didn't you hear? He deleted his spell checker for contradicting him. No one tells Donny what to do.

Jazz dad was such a load. But that cover of I feel love did suck… But he still should have been supportive!

I was still pretty relieved to learn that Polly was a real person, and not a psychotic split personality that the town was helping the Coopers maintain was Betty's sister in an elaborate ruse designed to protect Betty's sanity.

Man, these previews give away too much information. I was pretty pissed when I realized I already knew that Jason's car was going to be torched thanks to last week's ad for this episode.

"NooooOOooooOOOooOOO wire...HANGERS!"

It's easy for someone to lie when they have no conscience.

And yet it's interesting that without appearing to have any ties to the rest of the story, he's somehow caused his friends nearly as much suffering as their parents have. Also, we now know for a fact that he suffers from vivid hallucinations, and he either can't read social queues, or he just plain finds it easier to…

"V-vut? How did you meddling boxcar children dizkover my plan?!"

I like the scooby gang label when it applies. But it needs more than just two. Also, poor Jughead. Betty was not into that kiss. That's more pain waiting to happen.

(Psycho Archie is probably furious that his plan to destroy the Pussycats failed. He overplayed his hand with Val and had to step back. I hope he doesn't kill the drummer.)

Thou shall not: Punish thy child for having differing tastes in music.

Alice giggle-snorting at the idea of her husband killing anyone was very unsettling.

It sounds like a good solution, but you can't trust anyone over 20 in that town! Besides, Smithers is probably spying on the Lodges for Hiram.

Good god, now that this episode has given some much needed context to Josie's bratty behavior, that poor child has all my sympathy. Who in life deserves a self-centered jazz hipster for a father? And her mom's an objectivist monster too. Riverdale parents are the worst parents.

The last time a religious figure made me spend time with him in a shack, my mom cried for three hours and made me give a statement to the police.

The show you're apparently defending looks like it was shot on a cellphone camera and is being distributed on a streaming service that no one uses. I'm sure affordability is exactly what every edgy new series based on a beloved cult classic inexplicably starring Rupert Git, sorry, Grint, seeks to embody, but I…

I dunno, man, that's a lot of chin for one girl.

He does seem affordable now, don't'ney?

Uh, did my comment have to be interesting in order to meet some heretofore unknown burden of quality? I'm not permitted to be dismissive, eh?