I watch it for the cinematography, the costume design and colors, and the respectful tributes to shows like Twin peaks and Alfred Hitchcock presents. I also enjoy all the scene chewing, and the (sadly) novel displays of female friendship. I think the last show I watched where two young women were this cool with…

Yeah, but why does Ronnie wear pearls to bed?

Sleeping in her brother's bed!!!!

lol, Dark.

He's seducing Val because he wants to break up the pussycats to get even with Josie for slighting him. Archie is a psycho.

Thanks! It literally occured to me while I was eating cold pizza. I guess that's why they call it fridge logic.

Archie's the killer. Him not appearing to have anything to do with the main plot is a misdirect.

What are the odds that Archie is the murderer and all his blandness is a feint designed to make us look the other way? What if he killed Jason because he thought Grundy wanted him? What if the reason he was with her is because he's psychologicaly abnormal? An Archie show where Archie's the bad guy?

Totally. The next closet Archie and Ronnie use for a tryst better have reinforced paneling for deflecting frenzied knife thrusts.

Even the antichrist is someone's kid.

Fred is starting to seem kind of thirsty, isn't he? I'm starting to get bad dad vibes from that dude.

Marry Veronica/fuck Cheryl/kill Polly.

I remember Mr. Cooper from the first Scary Movie. I'm thinking whiskey ages a man quick.

Knife fight! Penelope vs Alice! Two monsters enter, only one leaves alive!

I love Veronica's strength of will, but Betty's got those wide blue eyes that say she's a yandere waiting to snap. They're both so appealing that I find their interest in Archie baffling.

Cheronica . We're calling it Cheronica.

That was high quality shit talk, delivered with angelic sweetness. Veronica would be fun to watch the Oscars with.

The football thing had no hook for me this week. And the guy playing Reggie is worse at his role than that woman who played Stargirl in LOT. No charisma, too boring to hate, total miscast.

Heh, got me there.

I was very disappointed that the sleepover didn't quickly devolve into Cheronica. Would have been hot.