We call it Sweetwater river because bloody fucking murder swamp was claimed by the Amish.

Is there anything more reliably gothic than a disabled matriarch in a wheelchair?

I really appreciated last weeks more thoughtful exploration of riverdale's history and the world building therein, but daaaaaaamn, I loved how crazy everything got when they put the emphasis back on the central mystery. Cheryl's entire family is OMFG INSANE! They're descended from a murdering maple syrup land…

Robert Pattinson or Pat Robertson?

Tacoooooooooooo bowl!

I don't mind the sun sometimes, the images it shows

The really shitty part was their music!

Butt is it art?

Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week.

Is she mad because hackers keep stealing Jack-in-the box's recipe for delicious triple beef burgers?

Well, I dunno. I'm a contrarian by nature, so now that he's fallen from grace and there's a nice chunky feeding frenzy going on in the shallow end of the pool, I can sort of see Milo's value as a political commentator—

Good point.

Milo didn't write to his followers to harass Jones. What he did do was retweet their attacks on her, including photos of them calling her a gorilla, a fake account of hers using racist invectives, and pictures of her that were stolen from her hacked website.

Mom! Moooom!

It's a verse, not a quote. Also, Jameson asked if the KKK followed a religion that would put apostates to death. Matthew 15:1-9 is sourced as a reference for how Christians should deal with apostasy. (link below). Explain why I'm wrong, cite your sources, and own my argument, or kindly piss off.

I'd go with 'cruel.' I won't ever forget that the majority of conservative women in this country picked a President who viewed their thighs as a wishbone. There's something old school about educated white women of means choosing to side with an old rich rapist.

True, but they've been circulating that video for months with no one biting. It only got attention because of the intense interest Maher generated for Yippa-potty-mouth, so indirectly, Maher can claim a portion of the credit for Milo's troubles.

He's indestructible. His smug self-satisfaction has condensed to the point that it's developed its own event horizon, and now light cannot escape it, and criticism cannot reach it without being crushed into a pinprick of resolute nothingness.

Oh, man. Season 2 was the only one I watched, and I loved it. The Minnesota syndicate's embracing of crime as a normalized, white collar 'business' was great. Watching an old school crime family's collapse as they tried and failed to compete against modernization was pretty intense, and I also enjoyed watching the…

Couldn't she change her last name to something a little more sensitive to today's political climate? Like Carrie Cool?