Fine, you win, Chicago. If you didn't have an FAO Schwarz, I wouldn't care about you anyway!

I just wanted to feel comfortable!

No they shouldn't!

Sir, couldn't you better deliver yourself to distant places by sliding down power-lines astride your enormous mustache?

I go shopping in Chicago sometimes. Aside from people making random speeches on the subway and then asking for change, I've never been accosted. Although once a teenager made me feel embarrassed about me wearing socks with my open toed sandals.

He's a sneering populist reprobate on a constant hunt for internet cred and he needs to be told to shut the fuck up in exactly those words. Maher is in a perfect position to deliver the salve that we all need.

Well, I personally believe that in situations where the dragon wins, what's called for is self-examination. "How did this happen?" "Why did we let this happen?" "What can I do to make sure this never happens again?" Everyone's suffering right now, though, so hopefully everyone's learning. Trump could end up being…

Meh, we had a weak candidate and still won the national election. Imagine how it would have went if we ran with someone people actually liked?

Shaddup! Colony dropper.

Exactly. You don't slay dragons by denying them a stage. You do it by listening to what they say and then responding with malicious ridicule.

Remember Gamergate? He's literally the guy who won Gamergate. An opportunistic sycophantic misogynist who hitched his bandwagon to a popular (but stupid) movement, helped blow it up into the cultural zeigeist with regular unwarranted coverage, inserted himself into the mix like Geraldo in the 1980's, and used it to…

Well, if Milo actually shows up, this could be very interesting to watch. These two are diametrically opposed, and they're both pretty good at the sneering, disdain thing. Milo's going to be in hostile territory though, and the only thing he'll have going for him is his constant creed of "The left doesn't like to…

The way Milo casually refutes accusations of bigotry/homophobia by pointing towards his own orientation is deeply annoying. "I can't be this, because I'm that! Ha ha!"

Makes sense to me. Someone tell that shit fuck Edward Murrow to cancel on Mcarthy. Stop giving these people rope to hang themselves with!

Heh. Consider yourself skewered, Sorkin. Boom!

Maher's in for a real duel. I've watched interviews with Milo before. He's got decent deflecting skills for an asshole.

Whuuuut? Let me refute your craziness. It's all a misunderstanding!

He'd have to bite off a baby's ear on national television. Like hold a squealing, struggling infant up to his mouth, and then chomp its ear off before contemptuously letting it drop to the ground, and smiling at the camera with baby blood dribbling down his lips and staining his teeth.

Holy shit, can't breath, perfect rejoinder. All my upvotes.

Can we point out that most of those cuddly champion breeds are sister fucking incest mutants? That wouldn't put a damper on anything, would it? Or like how they're only good for three years of average health before they fall apart? No? We're good? Okay, lets go back to cheering these adorable sister fucking…