Right? I mean, the whole thing just struck me as a disengenous cash grab. "Beyonce was cheated on. Now lets join her on a spirtual journey throughout history as she shares the painfully intimate details of her experience with us for enormous profit and praise."

I'm not a fan of 'the bey-hive' or of calling her 'queen bey.' Like, the whole thing sounds stupid to me, but I'm not the intended audience so I don't dwell on it. Well, I mean I cheated on a couple of exes a couple of times, but I didn't feel bad about it, because the relationships were going nowhere. But as I am…

What are you saying, StratStich? Are you denying that there's a bias in the grammy selection process? Are you creating a narrative where Beyonce is some kind of cultural and world-wide phenomon, and not some plucky underdog forever going beneath the notice of the public? Is that what you're doing? You bastard!

I'm not a Who guy, so I feel this instinctive urge to challenge the existence of a name like "Pertwee."

"I do other stuff too, goddamn it! Did you even watch Ben 10?!"

Oh, god, thank you. I was googling it but I kept getting the details wrong. Yes, Alien Nation.

Okay. I reverse my argument, then. Star Trek is cheap.

brah, are you telling me to ride or die? Don't mess with me, I can do the Kolvoord Starburst.

What was that one with the Aliens living in Los Angeles, and they were designed to assimilate into other cultures, and they could get drunk on sour milk? Shit, tip of the tongue, tip of the tongue. It was a movie and then it was a show on fox? Jesus, this is going to drive me nuts.

Series Highlight: Worf getting erotically beaten with pain sticks on his birthday and making all his friends watch.

Bah! Farscape didn't have nearly the budget of any Star Trek show, but look at all the freaky shit they came up with.

For Klingons? I hate myself a little for knowing this, but the klingon species started out with the bumpy ridges that Next Generation made famous, but for a time they were mutated into looking nearly human as part of a process to create super-soldiers, as detailed in Star Trek: Enterprise. AKA, that one no one ever…

Okay, so we're back to 'bumpy foreheads' as our visual clue that they aren't human. Progress! How is that Star Trek: The Animated series is still the franchise highlight for showing aliens that look alien?

What is alternative music, anyway? The alternative to what? It's one of those labeling decisions that makes no sense with how it's been applied these last 25 years or so.

CALLING OUT AROUND DA WHIRL ARE U REDDY FOR A BRANNU BEAT?

I'm in agreement. I think his last good album was Heathen. Blackstar gets all the press because of that thing that happened. Y'know, the sad thing.

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Oh, better idea! Fuck you.

Open dissemination in the month of February. Proof positive that we have a long way to go.

"My colony used to build weather-control satellites, and atmospheric generators for teraforming dead planets. Now we're all out of work, and smoking radioactive meth. What are you going to do for us, President of the Cosmos?"