Bill Maher's a complicated guy. On the one hand, he's heavily against Islam, just thinks it's the absolute worst and won't apologize for it. On the other hand, he thought that travel ban and the way it openly favored Christians over Muslims was about the shitiest fucking thing he's seen in a while.

You're a bad product, Cigarette. You're a bad, bad product.

Sexist, sure. Misogynist, though? I don't see him coercing women into being his 'wives' or ironing someone's face if they sleep with one of 'his' girls.

It really is the worst kind of poverty.

My favorite part of the premiere was when Oliver pretended to be Breitbart's Matt Boyle asking Donald to tap him on the head when he's ready to finish. I thought to myself: "Ohhhh, that's savage. Clearly, no fucks given."

I could say the same for Gregory. I'm not really understanding why I'm supposed to hate him. If he's supposed to be a douche like Spencer, then they're failing hard at depicting it.

The correct answer will always be PIKE. Pike was great.

I dunno, doesn't seem like a true parallel. Christian Grey is the fantasy of a 'complicated' bad boy with the secret sugary center. Spike was an actual killer and rapist. It definitely was weird that they hooked up.

Mom porn is the saddest porn.

He's definitely a trip in this film. "HOLY GROUND, HIGHLANDER!"

Honestly, it's crap held up by nostalgia. Clancy Brown carried that film. Your best bet is the television series, every episode of which is free on youtube.

Nevermind, clock watching is boring.

Reilly and his awesome new wife bursting into Spike's crypt and discovering her in bed with that loser, leading to a shame spiral. Season six was rough on the Buff.

Did you read the comics? What did you think of Nico cursing Gertrude's parents to be unable to save their daughter, while knowing her death was approaching? I usually like Whedon's scripting, but that just seems like a wasted opportunity to save her life. Convinced me that Nico was the dumb one.

She and Spike. It's that one where he's like "You came back wrong!" and to illustrate his point he started beating her up, which somehow led to sex.

My cat just dropped some heat in his litterbox, and I can smell it from three rooms away. This is my hellmouth.

More like a generic abandoned warehouse. Show had a limited budget.

Remember that episode of Buffy, where they fucked so hard they knocked down a building? That was hot.

Mom, I'm scared!

Cheekbones so sharp, you could grate cheese with them. I wanna look that good in my fifties.