Hey, El Tee. I'm black and presently lower middle-class.

Damn straight he is! Everyone already knows that Patrick Stewart is the shit.

Do Lords of Shadow! That game is one of my absolute favorites. Sure it ripped all its mechanics off of older games, but it put them together with polish, and framed it in a fantastic story. Gabriel Belmont is probably my favorite "doomed by the narrative" warrior ever. Poor bastard, life just never let up on him.

Was Britain really tyrannical, or did a bunch of rich British colonists decide there was more money in rebelling, than towing the line?

Yeah, there's that too.

Rivera killed people, or he helped facilitate the killing of people, all of whom had nothing to do with his cause. I think long prison sentences suck, but I have to juxtapose this with the fact that he hit the delete key on people who hadn't personally done a thing to him. Some remorse would be great, or an…

It's the show whose advertisements claim has captured the hearts of the world. I can't confirm if this is true, because I hate the voice over artist they use for for their ads. He sounds like a Pentecostal preacher.

Realizing he's the producer of SVU makes me think of the Dickwolves fiasco that Penny Arcade put themselves through a few years back.

Dark.

This is now my favorite Patrick Stewart story.

Apple core that is!

I love how much energy he spent shitting on the Koch brothers during the primaries, before lifting his skirt for them at the first opportunity.

Don't talk about my dad like that! I'll show you! I'll show all of you!

"Pull my string, Buzz. Ah, ah, slow. Go slow."

I'm going to be honest, Cube: Those last two books in the DT series left me in a bad place. "Mordred's a-hungry!"

*snarls then barks something incoherent, before breaking into your home to look for cocaine.

Obligatory Wonderfalls was BETTER drive-by.

He was killed fighting Decepticons! Mom said so! He was a hero!

Producers: "Picard comes across as being stiff. Let's humanize him by making him wish he a family."

Hey! JK Rowling owes the creators of phantasm for being the inspiration behind Golden snitches. Only silver, and razory instead of golden and wingly.