And as it turns out, he also had a big heart.

Live-action remakes.

That would definitely be a funny example of hecklers not doing their homework.

I thought the first few episodes had a pretty good payoff, with that little bastard constantly spouting off about how everyone else was a puss-puss who didn't want victory hard enough, and how he was going to change the game and KILL ALL THE TITANS ALL OF THEM, and then he got mutilated and eaten in his first…

Attack on Titan actually makes more sense as a western production, since Asian people are supposed to be extinct in its setting. That being said, I don't think it would do very well. It's a story that gets pretty wearisome the longer you read it. The main character suffers from limited development.

Y'know, Utah has been a thing for some 120 years or so, and they still haven't gotten around to banning uteri. Might be something to what Griner's saying.

The thing these people don't understand is that obviously evil clowns aren't scary. They're just gross. Scary clowns are the ones who look friendly. Not grinning madly while dripping blood down their nasty yellowing teeth. Bozo is terrifying. That goober from American Horror story just looked challenged.

I saw the picture for this on the main page and immediately became aroused.

You know, that scene has really become the champagne of dick scenes in mainstream films. It destroys all competition. When was the last time anyone talked about Kevin Bacon going whole-hog in Wild things? And his last name is 'Bacon' too! That's how good it was!

"Okay, comrades. This time, we keel our enemies, but we do it without getting our penises every vhere. Are you listening, Donger?"

In that fight, his penis became an extension of his body.

Well, what's the deal with Crackle anyway? I mean, if you have to name it after one third of a breakfast cereal mascot, couldn't they have gone with Smacks the frog? Smacks! That's got some pop to it! Crackle is like trying to get your favorite FM station with a bad signal. Yeeeesh!

This sounds important to you.

Does replacing an S with a Z increase a word's street cred? I desperately need more street cred.

He said that. He really said that. Ha.

Does it have to be derogatory towards white people? Is this why Doctor King marched towards Selma? What about racial equality? It just kinda seems like a real double-standard.

This sounds like the shittiest half-time show ever. It's this or Gaga?

Couldn't they like update his memoir and make it more contemporary? Dude's been dead for a while, so I bet he never even saw True Detective. Say something that speaks to my interests, y'know?

Jim Carey likes her. That video he made wasn't intensely uncomfortable to watch at all. Really.

Nooope. Not falling for it. Still waiting for these guys to sell actual Wii U gamepads, not refurbish my broken one, or force me to repair it myself. Nintendo's policies are too aggro for me. I can already imagine the difficulty if you break one of the controllers for this thing, and that possibility alone makes…