It's painful. She 's done a real "Death becomes her" to herself.

Netflix has good coin with me. This show looks hilarious. I'm in!

This would have been a lot funnier if they shaved about three minutes off it.

Next generation was syndicated from its start, though. Star Trek didn't start having problems as a tv franchise, until UPN happened. Turns out, Trekkies aren't enough to carry a show on a network.

Probably the name. "Star Trek Discovery" sounds like an afternoon bloc of educational children's programming.

'Niggle'? You just crossed a line, buddy.

I think it's the coloring that fails it. This would look pretty good hand painted in acrylics.

This is what I did. I watched a short-lived WB television show set in the Batmanaverse called "Birds of Prey." The ONLY good thing about it was Mia Sarah as Harley Quinn. So good. So wasted.

I googled his daughter.

My pitch to Shyamalan: Mike Everyman from Bestpart, U.S.A. finds out that things are not as idyllic in his sleepy small town as he believes. He finds an old typewriter that was owned by his father, a famous horror writer from the 90's. He starts using it to feel closer to his dad who is dead and said he hated him…

What was that one he did that was set in Thailand that featured Ryan Gosling getting beaten like a kettle drum by a Muy Thai slingin' renegade cop? I remember it for the weird incest subtext involving his mom.

Pfft. Drive is just Faster with less eyebrow.

I just thought he was teaching future generations how to make sure something like The Neon Demon can never happen again. Y'know, like "don't combine these ingredients ever, you will unleash madness." Witchcraft, yeah?

Yeah, I googled "chips '99" just to see if you were lying. And now I just don't know how to feel about the world anymore.

It's his legacy, man! Be kind!

Well, they couldn't just be "beach cops", how were they gonna get anywhere? The Lifeguards had all the boats.

Man, I'm a creature of visuals. I read comic books so the artists do all the lifting for me. The last time I used my imagination for anything, I laughed myself silly envisioning a Trump administration. Now nothing's funny anymore.

When is Hollywood gonna smarten up? Stop making movies about shitty old shows, and start making movies about shitty old songs. I nominate 'Till Tuesday's voices carry.

The most frustrating attempt to masturbate I ever experienced as a teenager without cable.

"Baywatch with cops" was Pacific Blue, you noob. Did you even 90's?