"Ipso facto? GLOBALIST!"

"sheesh, whatta I gotta do t'get some respect around here, Richie?"

I'm listening to Imogen Heap's hide and Seek and the spirit of the Lord came to me and said I should forgive you. But I'm a Hollywood Atheist, so I WILL be burning down an orphanage with a flame thrower unless God can prove his existence to my satisfaction on youtube in a court of law.

I watched this reality show where he had to be a real police officer for a day, and he looked pretty unhappy.

Honestly, I saw the trailer and I kind of feel him. Too many dick jokes. Which is fine, I guess, but they aren't good dick jokes.

Hey, Mr. Sarcastic. What you're failing to realize is that our President is creating jobs for working class hookers. Everyone always fantasizes about elegant women in expensive silks, and furs, but no one ever thinks about blue collar hookers, who're just as hot, significantly more affordable, and more interested in…

Lucifer's reason for returning is kind of a bombshell, and can't be explained without spoiling the first five issues. It's a murder mystery, though.

Lucifer does not care about YWH, and feels the matter is settled since he got the last word in.

Elaine is still God, but she's beginning to resent her role. She's still a…

Not so much an asshole as 'aggressively disinterested.' He really does just want to be left alone in the first series, but everyone else has all these plans and grand ideas for how the world should be, so he keeps getting dragged into it. No Aesops, though. Even the people he likes eventually realize that yeah,…

I feel no guilt in saying that Amanda Waller's possibilities as a character have all been used up. Everything she does is terrible and eventually fails, but this is mainly because she exists to be the heavy that other rebellious 'cool' characters can play off of for antihero cred. She's like the stuffy, blue collar…

What do you think of Holly Black's revival? I was pretty scandalized when I heard of it since Carey's run had such a good ending, but I've found it pretty enjoyable so far. She's got a real good ear for these character's voices. And she even made Gabriel an interesting character, which frankly I thought was…

I'm one of those guys who read the complete run of Mike Carey's vertigo series, and my only purpose with this show was to hate-watch it, and lament about how they blew a perfectly good opportunity to tell some quality dark Urban fantasy stories.

Russians just do everything to the extreme. Except host Olympics. They were bad at that.

ha ha ha, he's a "miserable, embittered assholes." The author has accused Peters of being a plurality of assholes. Maaaaaagic.

"Yeah, well Dee's a gangly, uncoordinated bitch."

What I loved about living in the south in the 1980's, was listening to Carol O'Connor's impression of someone speaking with a southern accent. That thing was torturous! A rending of the soul! How he suffered for his craft!

Howard Rollins sure loved powdered sugar. He was always getting it on his lips and nose, the delightful scamp! He and Hugh O'Connor and their powdered sugar shenanigans! Why can't actors today be more fun like those two?

Hart Hanson is a man!

Encore's big brutha.

"What does family taste like?" Why do I have the feeling that Gus once asked that literal question to a competitor?

Well, if I might indulge in a bit of supercilious space racism, Vulcans are pretty annoying. Nr Nr Nr.