Oh, it's great, it's great. So you know that part in TFA where a terrified Rey is helplessly strapped to a chair and Kylo's like "I can take whatever I want from you. You can't stop me. Give in." Well, a large percentage of the audience saw that and were like "Oh, that's so much healthier than her being with a…

But Jabba was also savagely strangled to death in an elaborate BDSM revenge sequence. If anything, this was the worst mom death of all.

That was Jedi shit. It's an inscrutable religion.

If we're gonna have a clickbait article about a clickbait article on another site, then could someone write about how Reylo is fucking creepy and sick and enjoyed exclusively by rape apologists? If we're gonna do this thing, lets do it.

Have you felt it? There's been a milfakening in the Force.

No, even better, she was Winona Ryder in cosplay.

Noooo. Reddit gives your brain the runs.

Personally, I would love a sequence in the upcoming movie where General Organa puts on some face concealing elaborate looking white armor like out of an MMO (so they can have a stunt performer do the heavy lifting without any of that clunky CGI like they did with Christopher Lee) and go on an extended blue double…

Well, I read it and it was stupid. What now?

Just Beyonce no to bad newswires.

There's a staaaaaarman lurking on the net
please do not disturb him
he isn't finished jogging yet.

booo. Too much, man.

Maybe Trump'll try thinking about you!

The Slaters, preppy.

"I came."

It's not 'Japandroid,' it's 'Anitomaton,' you poseurs.

Yeah!

It's in my head, they've gone too far. And now I have to upgrade my car ♫

"Ar-MAGA-don."

I remember this woman! She was a real thing for a minute there, wasn't she?