Y'know, it's good advertising even if they're basically saying they want to ejaculate in our faces. Sooooooound.

I like the part where s/he states that Streep is full of crap because she's a Hollywood phony, and not real people like S.A.G. member and noted celebrity pitchman Donald Trump who found greater success branding his name to products owned by other people than he ever did as an independent businessman.

I don't get Junior at all. He's articulate, and a natural public speaker. How is a guy like that the issue of that slouch-browed comb-over-elect?

Have you tried playing live audio from a Wilco concert? What if you pulled up to a curb with Lana Del Rey's Video Games blasting from your stereo? Surely that would be enough to attract some navel gazer who's "like, trying to be about something, y'know? I dunoooo?"

Err, Shakespeare also acted in his own plays. Never as a featured player, but he did play minor roles in his own productions. Just saaaaaaaaaaying.

Hrrrr. How long have they worked here?

I googled Jason Sudeikis' image so I could learn what he looked like. He's so handsome and confident looking. Someone as cool and presumably laid back as he, could never be friends with a rat eating hunchbacked freak like me. Oh, how I hate him! How I hate Jason Sudeikis! DAMN HIM!

It's Trump's lack of grace that I find so irritating. The man has no reason to behave this way. He really is a schoolyard bully desperate to assert himself. Or maybe one of those yapping lap dogs that thinks it can mount a Labrador.

It blows.

It's a joke. He wasn't insulting you, he was saying Michael Clarke Duncan made a fortuitous escape into oblivion. If your options are "Marry Omarosa or die," then by all accounts Duncan did the right thing.

It is the ultimate revenge to become the most powerful man in the universe.

Long live the new flesh!

I read that as "whatever's in her mouth," and had a wicked chuckle.

I went to breitbart to get their take on this, because of course I did. 4,000+ replies all putting out the same outraged, angry, happy, sort-of-rapey vibe. Glad she's gone, fuck her, she's not special, all she has is her looks, liberal, NBC deserves her, she just wanted attention, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,…

I did actually like the RC reboot. It lacked the black humor that made the original a classic, but on its own merits, it was a perfectly enjoyable science-fiction thriller. That scene where Murphy observed just how much of his body survived the explosion was fucking horrific. Gary Oldman was really good too. …

Or fuck them and do give them your seed. My progeny would eat a lot, and complain about the air conditioning. A fitting punishment.

Canceraids sounds like Power aid just gave up and let Gatorade have its stuff.

Robocop was mothballed a couple years back after a shooting incident. He claimed it was self-defense, but his visor footage was mysteriously deleted, and the cellphone recordings the witnesses took weren't uh, flattering.

Was talking with my mom the other evening about Fisher, and she said "These things come in threes. First George Michael, then Carrie Fisher. I wonder who's next?"

Pratchett not good enough for you, ye bony knob? You just better leave Gaiman the fuck alone, that's all.