"Seriously, you guys. That's a butthole."

Plus he's a terrible drummer.

It's actually kind of mild. Ulrich lays on a table and masturbates while a group of people sit in a circle around him and call out different amounts of money. They can all look at his dick but only the women can make eye contact.

People argue otherwise? Zen Arcade isn't even Husker Du's best album. I mean, I guess it doesn't really matter because Double Nickles on the Dime > New Day Rising.

Beyond the Lighted Stage is a shockingly effective documentary. I'm genuinely not a fan of the bulk of Rush's music but I found the doc really compelling.

The following are two true statements: Mae Whitman seems like good people and she has foxy eyebrows.

Yes we can.

That's giving far too much credit to Bush.

You would think so, but Army of Anyone was horrible.

Less great than Dust but still pretty fucking great.

Jim Rome is in Sublime now? That's horrifying.

And cuter cashiers.

It's never too late to start again!

Are you cold?

The titles are sometimes listed in the show info on the program guide. At least they are with my cable package.

@Nudeviking:disqus  Neither is watching that screensaver that just cycles through the album art on your iTunes.

He was a cop on Parks and Recreation and it went okay.

Safe for a very specific population. There's a great many people who might see the headline and say, "Why? That song is fun." Pop music still exists as such for a very obvious reason.

That would actually have the potential to clash pretty badly.

They make Britta seem like young Paul Newman.