I don't like Animal Collective at all. Wanna start a petition for me?

I don't know from basketball stats so I'm curious, what is the proper name of that statistic?

There's a 70% chance that your theory is almost an exact literal transcript of that portion of the songwriting process.

That sounds really fun. Were I @avclub-991c1161618c95bc94d3e7508c0a3d30:disqus, I would mix some punch in anticipation.

You guys have to stop. Pretty soon you'll have added every episode but Sister City.

Whatever, Yo La Tengo. Don't schedule another show in Chicago less than six months after the last one if you don't want to. I would have paid for it.

Neither do criminals or people who get drunk on Natty Light and barf in their green water swimming pool. Someone should take a poll of lizards so we can have a decisive "Yo La Tengo: yes or no?" from the entire population.

Have you been to Florida?

I don't get it.

What? Is Hivemind the name of a quarterly magazine or a club you're in or something? 

I honestly started writing the outline for a pilot starting characters based on Alex Karpovsky (Ray) and Jake Johnson (Nick from New Girl) with a recurring character played by Adam Driver (Adam) as soon as the credits rolled. It's mostly just two curmudgeonly men spending their days hanging out with old men,
dancing…

Based on my experience from art history field trips while going to college in Chicago, you should feel good, but not as good as the Russian Orthodox people because they got Louis Sullivan to design their big church.

It's okay,  Hannah. I've greeted good news with public vomiting as well. Granted mine was in a toilet at a nice bar, but the time I took the clarinet out of my mouth long enough to barf on the second riser during jr high band practice was still during this century so I know that feel.

Well that's sad. 

Someone made jelly out of sour grapes.

Maybe just a little.

That's just not very nice.

Temper? Fugazi makes me feel sentimental. 

Give them books and and a Larry Sanders Show box set. Teens who read and have a deep appreciation for TV comedy don't get laid.

It's true. One of my friends who I use as a token example tends to prefer men with the general stature and build of a Sasquatch.