Oh Jesus, the fucking Quebecois are some of the most horrible people in the world. But somehow Parisians manage to be worse. They really are unmitigated cunts.

Oh Jesus, the fucking Quebecois are some of the most horrible people in the world. But somehow Parisians manage to be worse. They really are unmitigated cunts.

I feel the same about Van Lustbader, but I still love his name.

I feel the same about Van Lustbader, but I still love his name.

And nobody at NBC has thought to call her Bony Maroney yet?

And nobody at NBC has thought to call her Bony Maroney yet?

I don't mind Lineker -apart from his crisp endorsements- he's nowhere near as bad as the bunch of wankers NBC has managed to corale for their coverage.

I don't mind Lineker -apart from his crisp endorsements- he's nowhere near as bad as the bunch of wankers NBC has managed to corale for their coverage.

You poor sod.

You poor sod.

Finally someone has the guts to stand up and say the Olsen twins are the towering cinematic icons of our generation, and their sister is just some hack. I applaud you, Sir.

Finally someone has the guts to stand up and say the Olsen twins are the towering cinematic icons of our generation, and their sister is just some hack. I applaud you, Sir.

Disagree. Anne Heche in Psycho is even worse.

Disagree. Anne Heche in Psycho is even worse.

But it'll feature Santa in some way, right? It's Vince Vaughn, after all.

But it'll feature Santa in some way, right? It's Vince Vaughn, after all.

And The Selecter's On The Radio.

And The Selecter's On The Radio.

It's a great album, for sure. But the title makes me think of Fred Willard, which now makes me think of masturbation.

It's a great album, for sure. But the title makes me think of Fred Willard, which now makes me think of masturbation.