The guy on the right of the picture hasn't even been given a sword. Miike, you hack! Kobayashi would've let him have a sword!

The guy on the right of the picture hasn't even been given a sword. Miike, you hack! Kobayashi would've let him have a sword!

Some kind of troll would be my guess.

Some kind of troll would be my guess.

She was only a year or so older than Laurence Harvey, yet she played his mother in The Manchurian Candidate. She's always had the old before her time look.

She was only a year or so older than Laurence Harvey, yet she played his mother in The Manchurian Candidate. She's always had the old before her time look.

Conversely The Devils is available in the UK, but Red Scorpion is not. In conclusion: The Devils is a better film than Red Scorpion, but only in Britain.

Conversely The Devils is available in the UK, but Red Scorpion is not. In conclusion: The Devils is a better film than Red Scorpion, but only in Britain.

He's right, Universal Singapore is a great place. Unfortunately, for some reason, it's in fucking Singapore, not a fun city like KL or Bangkok.

He's right, Universal Singapore is a great place. Unfortunately, for some reason, it's in fucking Singapore, not a fun city like KL or Bangkok.

Now Paramount can buy the rights to this, get Coppola out of his digital film-making semi-retirement and make another awful movie to piss over the memory of Parts 1 and 2. I can already see the dream cast of Nic Cage (Pop), Michael Cera (Sonny), Vin Diesel (Luca) and, oh I don't know, let's say Linda Cardellini (Mama)…

Now Paramount can buy the rights to this, get Coppola out of his digital film-making semi-retirement and make another awful movie to piss over the memory of Parts 1 and 2. I can already see the dream cast of Nic Cage (Pop), Michael Cera (Sonny), Vin Diesel (Luca) and, oh I don't know, let's say Linda Cardellini (Mama)…

I'm sure they'll get round to it. It's probably just going to be a more detailed article than this one, so it'll take more time to produce. If I'm wrong and they ignore his passing I'll be as upset as you are.

I'm sure they'll get round to it. It's probably just going to be a more detailed article than this one, so it'll take more time to produce. If I'm wrong and they ignore his passing I'll be as upset as you are.

And you're right to say that. It's just that you appear to be dissing Tombstone, his magnum opus. And Panos is George P's son.

Are you saying Leviathan is better than Deep Star Six? Heathen!

All hail Hypno-Toad!

Mike Connors.

Taylor Kitsch is the Canadian Sam Worthington, @avclub-3c5e3b7f7aa2237a8003ee11f5cd2143:disqus

I do love a good Random Roles, and this is one of the best for a while. He seems quite the raconteur, bless him.