Very different stories from her and Kathleen Turner about working conditions on Crimes Of Passion. Annie seems a little more circumspect on the subject.

Krusty: Guess who?
Homer: Kathleen Turner? Grraaoww!

Oh, you damned Anti-Stratfordians.

Which bit? The decapitated guy? Or the one guy who's noticed that his friend's head has been chopped off?

Thanks. I'm actually enlightened and confused at the same time.

I can't see what this could have in common with Fantastic Mr Fox.

She does? Tell me more.

You're right, it's actually fun. This spambot's all over the site today, quoting random posts and articles.

Please let there be a longer version of this interview on the way. Or it's in 2 parts. You can't just leave it on a brief description of Peter Sellers. To be continued…

Why yes, yes they do. How did you guess, my spambot friend?

Those smug wankers deserve all they get.

Never mind all that, tell us more about your dating site.

It sounds like those lost 2 minutes are something of a blessing.

There's Seediq Bale 2, which I haven't seen yet. Maybe the extra footage ended up in that?

He sounds great, I have no idea what you could be complaining about.

Totally agree. I once worked in a psycho-geriatric ward, the banter on tea breaks was both hilarious and jaw dropping. The best/worst of it from lovely, caring middle-aged nurses.

Basically it's The Help with more tits.

You know where'd be a great place to visit? Albania.

Brendan Gleeson's also in a supporting role as Alice Eve's dad, so between him and Brian the Grand Guignol acting's taken care of.

Just hit Francis with a flagpole. He really doesn't like it.