It does sound awesome. It'd be good if we could just skip the middle instalment of the trilogy and just get that instead. Maybe it'll have Judd Nelson as a space captain.

I'm only interested if it's a snuff movie.

There's a film you haven't seen? But yes, I think you'll like LL. Now I'm thinking about Au Revoir and feeling a little sad. Wonderful film.

Yes, all the disparate strands of French society melded together in the fight against Nazi tyranny. Just like in Lacombe Lucien.

I originally learned Portuguese from a Brazilian girl. When I lived in Lisbon I had to speak to the locals with a Sean Connery pronunciation to make myself understood.

I'm guessing The Twist is that Pierce was the rapist all along.

I'm too busy listening to old skool post-dubstep futurism with a side order of nuevo soul solipsism. Mind you, Lee Fields and Sharon Jones singing "Stranded In Your Love" is pretty good, too.

You're not thinking of Lipstick On Your Collar, are you?

You're right, Alex Ferguson's an ugly sod.

China Girl Strong!

Yes, a fair bit of it is. There's some dodgy CGI thrown in too. Can't see what the problem is.

And the new John Lanchester book, Capital, is supposed to be good. I've got to go to Foyles tomorrow, might pick up a copy.

I can only imagine someone thought Snowtown sounded like a whimsical kids' movie. It's also not so much gory but, as Noel says, drawn out. It's a really grim, uncomfortable film to watch, but Henshall brings Eric Bana in Chopper levels of greatness to his performance.

I saw this at a film festival last year and it's amazingly good fun. I wouldn't rate it as highly as The Good The Bad The Weird, but it gets pretty close. Also, Chow Yun-Fat in mad gunfights, life doesn't get better than that.

Her singing on Hard To Handle sounds remarkably like Bobby "Boris" Pickett's on Monster Mash.

Anyone who lives near Elephant & Castle has every right to feelings of despair.

First thing I thought of too. Awful scene.

Vampire Circus?

One of my friends worked on the Wing Commander film. She knew it wasn't going to be any good when she realised the spacesuits were finished off with painted Marigold gloves.

It's in nobody's self-interest to fight -and maybe die- for Objectivism, Glenn.