I grew up supporting Leeds because I'm a complete knobhead. But I love Le Tiss, unicyclistperiscopes, if only because he was no stranger to the half-time meat pie.

Oh Jesus!
Just imagine that she's reaching towards you with that look of demented lust on her face. The fact she's wearing a tortoise on her head is really kind of by the by.

Evel was a sickly child who never liked PE lessons. As an adult he hates anybody involved or remotely interested in sport. You, Gussie, have mentioned three teams by name. He utterly despises you.

I'm surprised no mention was made of Bow Wow and Chris Brown's exclamation when they stood next to each other at the urinal.

This just
looks like the worst film imaginable apart from maybe A Siberian Film.

It got released in England ages ago for some reason. Yes, it's worth a watch, unless you're a big Liar Liar fan, in which case it isn't going to be your thing at all.

So is Attack!

@Lil Bill, not if it's self-published. As I suspect anything written by this bell-end would be.

On the plus side: Red River, The Shootist, Stagecoach, The Searchers, The Cavalry Trilogy, Liberty Valance, Rio Bravo.
On the minus side: The Conqueror, Big Jim Mclain, The Green Berets.
Conclusion: John Wayne is awesome.

But surely
the Ewok talking to Kidman in the above photo will make everything better? Sweet Jesus, no! It's The Beaver!

Looks like
James Franco's wearing a Screamadelica t-shirt.

He gets a lifetime pass
for writing My Mother The Car.

So she's still worth a tit wank? Excellent news.

Drop Brydon and Coogan. Then we can talk.

Two films
about the ninth Legion in the space of a year? Come on, Hollywood, get some new ideas!

Unlike your post.

I'll cautiously go out to bat for Killer Elite. Caan and Duvall are very good in it, their scenes together at the start set up the action beautifully, the rusting fleet is a great location, it's got some killer fights and Burt Young's in it. On the minus side, the script isn't that good and there's an occasional…

Lesson 6: Mapache gets his. No-one knows what to do next. Borgnine giggles. All hell is let loose.

Crass, TOTS was filmed as The Innocents in the '60's starring Deborah Kerr. It's very good. Michael Winner directed a sequel, which isn't.

@Mr Barrel, you're not just an idiot, you're the idiot.