Black Grape are a mighty fine forgotten band. Listen to Kelly's Heroes for proof. But their second album -can't remember the name, had a "gollywog" on the cover- is shit.

So you're saying I should stick with gerbils?

He's always had a "characterful" face. His weight's also shot up and down, as has his drug, drink and pie consumption. Has Trace Adkins always looked liked Brion James?

How dare this
Quincy Jones fellow not compare himself to the great and good Kanye? There'll be a Twitter about this, mark my words.

Oh yeah, for someone who's basically a child she's real hot. And all exxxtreme and shit.

He's more the cupping balls and whispering encouragement type.

At the time Adjani and Huppert were sharing a flat in Paris, so it was probably dependent on which Isabelle picked up the phone.

I think she's only 57, which considering how long she's been around seems extraordinary. I was just thinking how she hasn't changed much over the years, then had a look at some '70's photos of her and she was almost unrecognisable. Another really good interview, Sam.

I suppose
that Ripper series is never getting off the ground, is it? This'll just be some Twilight-style bollocks.

While you're off
watching your parade I'll be busy extricating young gussie, big Jeeves style.

SarCastro, you were awaiting the appearance of her tits a long time ago? That's about the sickest thing I've read on here all year.

What the fuck makes you think Grey/Karla/Coldstream's from Britain? I find that more offensive than Uwe's Holocaust movie.

@ohboy, you mean like a remake of Morons From Outer Space? That's a terrible idea.

It's
a Jersey thing.

Not sure
if I can raise much enthusiasm for another alien invasion movie. Having said that the trailer looks a lot better than that shitty Skyline one. Cautious optimism, maybe?

We also find the name Bender amusing. The Last Airbender was just a laff riot for us. And then there's the USS Ponce.

Yet another delicious variant: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

The kid's name
appears to be Ponce. Apart from that, the film looks remarkable. I'd only ever heard bad things about it, but now I'm intrigued.

Jesus, Leonard!
If you like Hedy Lamarr so much you could at least spell her name correctly.

Client 1 becomes Patient Zero.