@urgh: Yeah Cole is so god damn great. His professing of his love for Shelley is one of my favorite TV moments ever.

Yeah, it's a good film, but I blew my Cher budget on "Mask" already this month.

"COOP. THIS IS GORDON COLE. THAT YOUNG STARLET HAS TERRIBLY DISAPPOINTED HER FATHER. SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO FAMILY VALUES."

(the answer is yes)
I'm going to have to buy my girlfriend a copy of "Moonstruck," aren't I? God damn it.

Santana DVX make you wanna have sex.

I understand the argument against, but I think it probably has a shelf life of like six months into a relationship. You eventually reach that magical level of comfort and understanding where you know you love the shit out of each other and you're about to have a great night together, you'd just rather fuck while…

She wrote an interesting book and a funny fuck/marry/kill column that was trenchant as shit on some website. Get outta here.

creepy internet comments:
Dear Julie Klausner, you are so smart and pretty. I'm going to spend my Valentine's Day drinking whiskey and watching "Reds," do you want to hang out??

This is such a no-brainer.

HYDEN
Way to keep a lid on your barely concealed disdain for the Arcade Fire.

I'm imagining Sheen in some sort of dystopian "Cool World"-esque cartoon universe freebasing with the Nesquik Rabbit.

Allen Park: I'm Sorry I Didn't Hear You But Do You Want To Buy Some Oxycontin?

This place is brilliant. I want to sleep in a closet there. In the New Yorker piece from this week it heavily implies that Scientology's anti-psychiatry bias is basically attributable to the fact that Hubbard submitted "Dianetics" to the APA and it was (spoiler alert) rejected.

Billy and the Cloneasaurus:

I love the shit out of it. Yeah, it's basically a 90 minute long music video, but the aesthetic is so unique and most of the cast is game enough to make it work as a pretty awesome piece of 80s weirdness.

Redford: Fuck You

Monroe: Do You Smell Something?

Which of NBC's "Friends" does he relate to most strongly?

That's not meant to have connotations about her or real-life MPDGs, the opposite actually — "Sunshine" is brilliant for refusing to treat any of its characters like the stupid little thumbnail sketches that populate most ostensibly "romantic" films.

Winslet is what all dudes in real life would realize a MPDG actually is like if they had ever dated one.