CineCraft, it's time for you decide if you're gonna be one of my team players.

Jesus, this hack's still writing?

Christopher Nolan is the greatest filmmaker mankind has ever seen

I know.

Shut up and gaze at my chest

I know. Ain't I a stinkah?

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WAIT! Before you make any rash decisions:

(not racist)

Yes, let's all pretend you just did a quick Google search for that article and posted it apathetically, not even knowing if it was the right article or not.

Shut up and stare at my abs:

I used to be a nerd, too.

Shut up and stare at my chest:

Cool.

Get on your knees and start slobberin'

I lost my virginity to a grape.

No, but my jizz is all over a Threadless shirt.

I'd suck his scrote.

Eat your wheaties every day and maybe you'll have a chance of looking like I do…

Shouting builds character