Wasn't he in Heroes, too?
Like that's a rousing fucking endorsement.

Whether tis nobler to suffer the shingles….
OK, I"m done.

That's not blood—Anna Paquin ate too many raisins before the shoot.

The tagline is "Gobble-Gobble, Motherfucker"—Isn't that the same one as Au Revoir, les Enfants?

I gravel before the wit of this thread.

Shrike, are you reading my mind again? Stop it, goddamnit! I told you, she's my 6-year old niece and spilled juice on her sundress.

I think he deserves a hand for his performance.

Angry Birds at Thanksgiving!
The possibilities are endless. Discuss.

Sorry HammerGirl—to quote Smerch himself, he states that he was a bit short-changed in that area.

No one listens to the old XFM or the podcasts for Gervais. It's all about Karl, and I could watch him forever.

Wow…I haven't seen a Hyperion reference in ages. I'm going to have to revisit those books now.

I heard some scamps use it at the cinematographe a fortnight ago. Huzzah!

Plug, not plus. Jesus.

The title of this plus should have been
From the anals of semi-self-promotion. See what I did there?

Mr. Dilkington never gets old. Look at that fucking head.

MUSTANG SALLY!

I hear Desert Eagles are pretty expensive
Maybe he could buy a couple and go on a Hard Boiled-inspired killing spree on the rest of the cast members before turning the gun on himself.

Shouldn't you be reading Infinite Jest, young man? Sir Osis of Thuliver and myself are very disappoint (sic).

How many publishers can you text at once on that Blackberry?

I think the quote was "Extremely Loud was one of the most buzzed-about novels to debut in 2005," which, of course, is perfectly acceptable, and even correct. Work on your stickling (sic) :)