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So it would seem.

Eggggg-zactly! Very odd, indeed.

True about Goldie, especially. She was one of the first female power movers-n-shakers in Hollywood, which she proved was not gender specific by the ginormous success of Private Benjamin.

AJ said something nice, people! He really did have a totally, god-awful shit day. Conciliatory up-votes for the man!

They've been together about 30 years. Porkin' ain't happening quite so much no more.

Dexter Reilly! You remembered. Awwww.

I didn't watch the entire video, but did Reese Witherspoon really talk/sob non-stop for seven minutes, two seconds? Do we consider that touching or absurd? I can't decide.

Is that Littlefinger 8 seconds into that video?

AJ, that is hands down one of your better comments on this forum. By golly, I'm proud of you, Old Son. But I would have translated "Benihana" as Inept Executioner, or Cross-Eyed Swordsman, or some such.

I had to look that one up, the British version, I mean. Those people always did get everything backwards, don't you know.

It's a great scene.

That's not such an outrageous question, sadly. I'm certain most of them couldn't find it on a map.

What about poor Arsenio? He's hardly worked since he transitioned out of rehab.

Well, considering its origins, it's probably closer to Conversational Klingon.

Quite efficaciously. *pats Dikachu on the fanny*

Can't be a Muslim country; otherwise, all of those female dancers during the engagement scene would've been stoned to death.

Sam Jackson's scene and Eriq LaSalle's pseudo-Jheri Curl still hold up.

It's the Fuck You Man!

Or, "We need the Italians; otherwise, the Jews wouldn't have ice."

You just didn't hear much about Foster Brooks after the Dean Martin Roasts were no longer airing, so there is an entire generation who don't know about him or his work. But his "drunk guy" character was a classic back in those days. I remember reading somewhere (back in the Stone Age) that he was actually a