That would be a classic Newhart schtick, wouldn't it. Rickles would've loved that.

Girls can be children, too, ya know. Do we have to have "The Talk" with you, again, Beaner?

Right on, Normie.

I dreaded this day; I was always delighted to see him on Letterman, because it usually meant that he was still performing somewhere. I had the privilege of seeing him perform in Vegas in the 1980's; he put on a wonderful show and kept us all in stitches for TWO FULL HOURS. What a wonderful experience. And now he's…

True.

As much as we all like to slag off on Tom Cruise, his films do make money, mostly because they're often pretty entertaining.

Looks like an interesting twist on an oft-told story. I'll probably go see it.

According to The Washington ComPost, because April Fool's fell on a Saturday this year, it's pretty much been all-bets-are-off all week long. So, yeah, I guess so.

He sort of looks like Bruce McGill. But he will be remembered as a very brave man. RIP.

Lifetime caps and denial of coverage due to pre-existing conditions are no longer legal; and, yes, you can thank Obama for that, at least.

Excuse me, but who is throwing the tantrums? I take issue with your inference that all of the bad - and violent - behavior demonstrated over the past months has its roots in the Republican party.

Coverage under Obamacare is negligible at best. The biggest problem with the plan is that pretty much everything outside of a standard "brief" office visit charge is subject to review or requires prior authorization. The preferred drug list was already 10 years out of date 10 years ago when the bill was signed into…

But why attack at all? This is a serious problem that no one, especially the Democrats, seem to be taking seriously. It's heartbreaking how focused people seem to be on wanting our government to fail, especially when that failure is going to hurt everyone equally, regardless of their politics. No matter what anyone…

The problem is that Obamacare is a righteous proven clusterfuck; opinions regarding Trump's plan were mostly speculative, I think, and probably pre-judged. Democratic tantrums notwithstanding, I doubt anyone who has not made a career working in the health care system will be able to come up with an actual workable…

So what exactly did the "Newlywed" wife say in that clip? I couldn't figure it out through the bleep.

BFD. Most AV Club members can't spell wite houz. What's your point?

"Well, mercy me! Looks like my little magnolia just turned into a big ho!" They don't write lines like that anymore.

I was just reading about her and watched a video of her on Letterman a few years back. She still had her wonderful wit, but her muscle tone was minimal, at best, which is just heart-breaking.

Pitch it to the CW. They dig shit like that.

How's that? Are you, balding, about six-foot-five and have a "thing" for potatoes, too?